I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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