i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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