So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Life is so much better after having sex.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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