This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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