I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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