Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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