That's intense
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize