My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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