thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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