let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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