You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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