just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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