i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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