I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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