dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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