what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
The ass gains better be worth it
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