I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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