i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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