Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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