doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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