Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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