She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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