Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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