I just made out with a guy for $7.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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