it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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