I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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