i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
My day in three words: secret purse cake
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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