I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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