I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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