dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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