Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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