My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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