Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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