I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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