Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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