question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
It's rum buckets o'clock
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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