I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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