I am puke
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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