There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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