the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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