i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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