Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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