I cockslap morals
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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