Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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