your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
