yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Randomize