He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
