You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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