drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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