a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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