You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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