I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I understand Curling. That high.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I am naked and annoyed.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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