She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
third nipple confirmed
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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