i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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