I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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