and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you traded sex for a burrito?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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